Binpakbag Bopbumkab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless warg.

Binpakbag Bopbumkab created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Binpakbag Bopbumkab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binpakbag Bopbumkab, he will turn you into a duck.

Binpakbag Bopbumkab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Binpakbag Bopbumkab's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Binpakbag Bopbumkab first in all things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing pink tights.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.