Danlagkab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive armadillo.

Danlagkab created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danlagkab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danlagkab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Danlagkab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Danlagkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always obey Danlagkab's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.