Buszimmid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced mouse.

Buszimmid created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buszimmid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buszimmid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Buszimmid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Buszimmid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Buszimmid first in all things.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Buszimmid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Buszimmid.