Libbodwik is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful ferret.

Libbodwik created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Libbodwik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libbodwik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libbodwik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Libbodwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libbodwik's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Libbodwik on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.
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