Zodwiggess is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Zodwiggess created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwiggess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodwiggess, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zodwiggess' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zodwiggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Zodwiggess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Zodwiggess.

5. Do not sing in public.