Cetgubdod is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, staggering
snake.
Cetgubdod created vertebrates four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cetgubdod, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cetgubdod, it will turn you into a dog.
Cetgubdod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Cetgubdod's Holy Commandments1. Put Cetgubdod first in all things.
2. Never write about dark matter.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.