Cetgubdod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering snake.

Cetgubdod created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetgubdod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetgubdod, it will turn you into a dog.

Cetgubdod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cetgubdod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cetgubdod first in all things.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.