Legnatmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy mongoose.

Legnatmil created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnatmil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legnatmil, she will be very sad.

Legnatmil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Legnatmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Respect your elders.