Fligdodben is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous ferret.

Fligdodben created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligdodben, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligdodben, it will turn you into a mole.

Fligdodben's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fligdodben's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never wear white skirts.