Didsompad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow spider.

Didsompad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didsompad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didsompad, he will cry a lot.

Didsompad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Didsompad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.
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