Tambifjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome donkey.

Tambifjan created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambifjan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tambifjan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tambifjan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tambifjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear blue hats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about stars.