Flowtombut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish finch.

Flowtombut created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowtombut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowtombut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flowtombut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flowtombut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flowtombut on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed coconuts to voles while wearing gray stockings.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.