Gethintail is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow squid.

Gethintail created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gethintail, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gethintail, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gethintail's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gethintail's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to badgers while wearing jumpers.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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