Dudgebhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless grasshopper.

Dudgebhug created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudgebhug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudgebhug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dudgebhug's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dudgebhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.