Dissarpmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet wren.

Dissarpmab created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Dissarpmab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissarpmab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dissarpmab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dissarpmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Dissarpmab loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.