Batbast Sugxem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental goose.

Batbast Sugxem created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batbast Sugxem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Batbast Sugxem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Batbast Sugxem's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Batbast Sugxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.