Mifkimkin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent eagle.

Mifkimkin created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifkimkin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mifkimkin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mifkimkin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mifkimkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.