Gettarpcemhamkabarndim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet dolphin.

Gettarpcemhamkabarndim created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Gettarpcemhamkabarndim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gettarpcemhamkabarndim, she will turn you into a dog.

Gettarpcemhamkabarndim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gettarpcemhamkabarndim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Gettarpcemhamkabarndim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.