Gilgupfob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful lion.

Gilgupfob created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilgupfob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gilgupfob, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gilgupfob's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gilgupfob's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Gilgupfob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fast once a month.