Getmegsugdab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient pig.

Getmegsugdab created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Getmegsugdab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getmegsugdab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getmegsugdab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Getmegsugdab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not eat figs.