Bunfedmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless naga.

Bunfedmis created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfedmis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunfedmis, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bunfedmis' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bunfedmis' Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from indigo birds for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Bunfedmis loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Bunfedmis' name in vain.