Badbidnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, clever wyvern.

Badbidnurt created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbidnurt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badbidnurt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Badbidnurt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Badbidnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.