Flancebfutkim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish newt.

Flancebfutkim created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flancebfutkim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flancebfutkim, it will turn you into a rock.

Flancebfutkim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flancebfutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.