Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring coyote.

Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Botmighudbinfigtailfarn Jabnadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never hurt snails.