Taildutzim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental ant.

Taildutzim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Taildutzim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Taildutzim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Taildutzim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Taildutzim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if six sharks approach from the east.