Dunsasfat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, amazing mink.

Dunsasfat created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsasfat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dunsasfat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dunsasfat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dunsasfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never eat bark.