Milgeprip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud seal.

Milgeprip created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgeprip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milgeprip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Milgeprip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Milgeprip's Holy Commandments

1. Milgeprip loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Milgeprip.