Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish camel.

Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sandrilvagmipquagpibgessnat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.