Bonfarbep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak slug.

Bonfarbep created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfarbep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonfarbep, she will be very sad.

Bonfarbep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bonfarbep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear rings.