Megwonfun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless ferret.

Megwonfun created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megwonfun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megwonfun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Megwonfun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Megwonfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always obey Megwonfun's priests.

3. Megwonfun loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.