Ceppogbot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid gerbil.

Ceppogbot created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceppogbot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ceppogbot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ceppogbot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ceppogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Never skip in the presence of ducks.

5. Fast once a month.