Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering elephant.

Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Gutdotmis Jabcemarncimtonbinbot on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.