Midnurlnart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced tapir.

Midnurlnart created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnurlnart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midnurlnart, it will not care at all.

Midnurlnart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Midnurlnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.