Landonyok is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing faun.

Landonyok created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Landonyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Landonyok, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Landonyok's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Landonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt seals.