Tamlarpnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy troll.

Tamlarpnad created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tamlarpnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamlarpnad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tamlarpnad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tamlarpnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Tamlarpnad.