Nulfarnsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured raven.

Nulfarnsis created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulfarnsis, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulfarnsis, she will turn you into a worm.

Nulfarnsis' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nulfarnsis' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulfarnsis.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near swans while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear red.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nulfarnsis.