Tailvanpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical dragon.

Tailvanpib created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailvanpib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailvanpib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tailvanpib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tailvanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.