Bosshabbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able owl.

Bosshabbeg created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosshabbeg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bosshabbeg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bosshabbeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bosshabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Bosshabbeg's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.