Rawpadsat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast penguin.

Rawpadsat created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawpadsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawpadsat, it will send you a sign.

Rawpadsat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rawpadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta kilts.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.