Larpkadnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful skunk.

Larpkadnutt created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkadnutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpkadnutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larpkadnutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larpkadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpkadnutt.

2. Larpkadnutt loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not shave your feet.