Wadyatcen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous otter.

Wadyatcen created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadyatcen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadyatcen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wadyatcen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wadyatcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always help doves.

5. Never talk about fire.