Lunkenrot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever dragonfly.

Lunkenrot created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunkenrot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lunkenrot, he will turn you into a dog.

Lunkenrot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lunkenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear violet corsets.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never talk about fire.