Liktarbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able dugong.

Liktarbast created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktarbast, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liktarbast, he will turn you into a frog.

Liktarbast's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Liktarbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. You must pray to Liktarbast five times a day.