Cimvegved is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring coyote.

Cimvegved created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimvegved, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cimvegved, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cimvegved's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cimvegved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.