Yogkimhud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident wombat.

Yogkimhud created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yogkimhud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yogkimhud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yogkimhud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogkimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never paint your arms brown.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.
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