Komhubkem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful dove.

Komhubkem created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Komhubkem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komhubkem, she will curse you with boils.

Komhubkem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Komhubkem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.