Fitloopbissbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful cat.

Fitloopbissbaf created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitloopbissbaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitloopbissbaf, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fitloopbissbaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fitloopbissbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing orange stockings.

2. Never wear violet shirts.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Fitloopbissbaf.

5. Always obey Fitloopbissbaf's priests.