Legparkflig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective gorilla.

Legparkflig created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legparkflig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legparkflig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Legparkflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Legparkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Legparkflig's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear green clothing.