Afqueegwat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying goblin.

Afqueegwat created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afqueegwat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Afqueegwat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Afqueegwat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Afqueegwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afqueegwat.

4. Afqueegwat loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.