Dogjabduss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical grasshopper.

Dogjabduss created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjabduss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogjabduss, it will manifest in front of you.

Dogjabduss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dogjabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three moths approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.