Cutrutdav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic crane.

Cutrutdav created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutrutdav, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cutrutdav, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cutrutdav's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cutrutdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. You must pray to Cutrutdav three times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear pink scarves.